|'I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, MY VAGINA |
ISN'T STEAMY ENOUGH'
Although this latest one seems to have stupidism legs because by God if she isn't actually encouraging women to steam their own friggin vagina now. No seriously.
She's obviously drunk on grass-fed horseshit or something because Gwyneth is telling women they don't know what they're missing if they haven't tried the 'latest thing,' to wit steaming their lady gardens with a healthful potpourri of mugwort and dandelion and whatnot. She tried it herself and she's never known such energizing cleanliness.
Via Goop:Which reminds me, is anyone surprised Gwyneth's ex, Chris Martin, consciously uncoupled from this barking mad steam demon the second he got a chance? I'm guessing Jennifer Lawrence steams her vagina at least never times a month. Plus she eats burgers. It's as if someone gave him a Get Out of Jail Free card with boobs.
“You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release — not just a steam douche — that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it.”
EDITOR'S NOTE Is it just me or does steamed vagina sound like an item on a horror-movie dim sum menu?