|HERE'S ME, MOMENTS BEFORE THE FATEFUL BIKE RIDE (LEG NOT SHOWN) |
It's a photo that has almost zero relevance to this post but I like it so fuck off.
If you notice it's gone
For about five days now, I've hardly been able to walk and have been told I've got a torn quadriceps tendon. (Leg's note: Hell yes you do!) So between that and hospital visits and, hmmm, I feel like I'm forgetting something ... oh yeah, my real job ... I'll be making scantier appearances this week. You never know when I'll pop up though, so keep checking in. Especially if either Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian or Rob Ford does anything stupid. I know, right? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!