Here’s Beyonce posing as Rosie the Riveter, despite the fact that I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t know a power tool if it bit her on the Illuminati. Or flirted with her husband. Speaking of which, I notice her wedding ring is on prominent display in this Instagram photo so I’m going to assume this whole thing is a ploy to get us to talk about something other than the rumours that her husband is schtupping other women. In which case it didn’t work.
In other gossip whorrors, we have lace brassieres, slutty parents, lactating breasts and badly acted sado-masochism, which makes this one of the tamer instalments I've fed you in weeks so I hope you fuckers are grateful.
Paris Hilton really puts the “F” in intelligent. Fishwrapper
I want to mock Leonardo DiCaprio but I can’t decide whether to start with the ponytail or the fat gut. TheSuperficial
Oh please, Gwen Stefani, as if anyone wants to see a picture of you, breastfeeding … HuffingtonPost
Sit down, kids, we’ve got something to tell you: We’re adulterous whores. DailyMail
They finally made a trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey and it wasn't worth the wait. TorontoStar
Britney Spears has a new lingerie line so why isn't it called Hillbilly Knickers? ETOnline