Monday, 17 September 2012


I can see God! Wait, no . . . that's not . . . AAAARRRGH!
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You know those people who are always telling you you should try yoga? That it will make you limber and zen and introduce you to a spirituality you never thought you'd experience until the afterlife? 
Don't you secretly long to tell them to bugger off? I know I do. 
Well guess what? Now you can. Not only that, but you can feel good about it, because you just may be saving their pious, limber lives. According to this article at 'healthzone', certain poses that look death-defying because they are can kill you. Quite literally, kill you.
This is fantastic news. I had been looking for an excuse not to ever have to do yoga, and excuses don't get much better than this.
Pious, limber friend: Why won't you come to hot yoga with me?
Me: Because I might DIE! End of story. Now can we drink?