Wednesday, 18 July 2012

WHERE THE BOYS ARE ...

PUTTING THE 'SUGAR' IN SUGAR BEACH June 30,2012

Note to self: Before heading to Toronto's adorable Sugar Beach for a relaxing Saturday afternoon, check to make sure it's not THE BIGGEST GAY FESTIVAL OF THE YEAR. In my defence, I am apparently not the only one who didn't get the memo. Yes, you there on the right in the black dress, I am talking to you. See the hundreds of men all around you? Not one of them is looking at you, but if they were, they would be hearing this song in their head: "One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong." It's okay, sister. There will be other Saturdays. Come with me and we will get a margarita and we will enjoy some insightful girl talk . . . starting with how unfair it is that that guy's butt looks better in a thong bikini (centre) than ours ever will.  

EDITOR'S NOTE: Well this looks kinda fun!
MY NOTE: I KNEW IT!