Friday, 10 August 2012

BIEBS, BALDNESS AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF

DON'T GET TOO COCKY, BOY
One day "that" could happen to you too. 
(The balding thing. The being King of 
England thing is much less likely.) 
Photo:  s_bukley/ Shutterstock.com





Continuing on his mission to someday be taken as seriously as Mr. Ed the Talking Horse, Justin Bieber has treated another magazine to some choice morsels of wisdom. (Please see He's cute but dumb as a bunny, in which he explains to Rolling Stone the advantages of being "per cent" aboriginal.)
In an interview with Britain’s Rollercoaster magazine, the Biebs takes issue with Prince William’s thinning hair.
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays,” he explains. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
Well no dear, but what they DO have is a history of beheadings, so you might want to keep your 18-year-old smartypantsiness to yourself. And by the way, why are you even worrying about such weighty matters as the future King of England’s hairline? Don’t you have a WHOLE PAGE of three-syllable new lyrics to learn? 



DON'T GET TOO COCKY, GIRL 
One day "that" could happen to you, too. 
(Oops. Too late.)

Photo:  s_bukley/ Shutterstock.com





And while we’re on the subject of hair, apparently supermodel Naomi "Bam-Bam" Campbell is losing hers. (But don't take my word for it. Click here.) Shocking paparazzi photos of her lounging on a boat in Ibiza reveal that her hair line is retreating faster than Lindsay Lohan's career. Years of getting four-foot-long extensions will do that to you, I suppose. 
The cruel irony is that even with no hair and at age 42, she still looks better than almost everybody. This makes me want to eat a big piece of cake and stop even bothering to try.