Saturday, 4 August 2012

BREAKING NEWS: WHAT I'M WEARING TO CARIBANA

SWING YER PARTNER ROUND 'N' ROUND! 
Oh wait, wrong lyrics. Yes well I can't really explain why I went with 
a cowboy hat for a Caribbean party. Sometimes I confound myself.
After much shopping, sweating, toning, shaving, bronzing and flat-ironing, I am officially Caribana-ready. 
For those of you who followed my weeklong trajectory of agony, ecstasy and inner turmoils (curly hair? straight hair? dress? shorts?), the suspense must be well-nigh unbearable. For those of you who didn't and are wondering: "But what about the bloodshed in Syria and the ebola crisis in Uganda?", run along now. You've clearly stumbled onto the wrong blog.

AND THE WINNAHS ARE:
OUTFIT Short white dress
HAIR Straight
SHOES Uncomfortable but cute as hell
HAT Yes please!
I'm not sure where the cowboy theme came from except that I saw the hat and loved it and realized shade might be a good thing on a 40C day.
As for the just-this-side-of-wrongness of the dress, I know. But that's why this blog is called Whorrified, and not Modestified, Normalified or, God forbid, ActYourAge-ified.
That's just me, babies.

Editor's note: Yikes, that dress is short.  
My note: I know. But I've heard Drake will be there and if he sees me in it he's going to ask me to play his ho's mother in his next video, I just know it.