Thursday, 16 August 2012

HAS THE POPE BEEN ALERTED TO THIS BIG NEWS?

IN THE YEAR 2012 B.C. (Before Cut)
Here's Miley just days before she 
cut her hair and CHANGED THE WORLD! 
(In her defence, hair is a big deal in her family. 
Her dad practically built a career on the mullet.)

JOE SEER/SHUTTERSTOCK.COM


I'm not  exactly sure why Miley Cyrus's new pixie haircut is pissing me off but i think it has something to do with GET OVER YOURSELF! 

It is terrifying and portentous that the twitterverse and news outlets alike could be set afire by the shocking news that MC cut her hair and went all punk rocker. This might matter a little bit if she were a knockout talent, a heavyweight of, say, Beyonce's or Alicia Keys' calibre. 
But she is not.  
Yet she's reaping headlines for "bravely defending" her new look and advising the haters that "self-love is the greatest of all flatterers."  

OK, here's the deal. The haircut is cute. If my teenage daughter got it, I'd be like, "That's fun. I like the nose ring. You look a bit like Gwen Stefani. Moving on..."
For those of you who, like me, can't resist piffle and aren't sufficiently annoyed yet, here's a peek at her new look on The Hollywood Gossip.