HELLO-O-O, LOVELY LADIES!Wanna come to my house and model
really, really low-cut jeans for me?
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I mean, really.
At this point, doesn't even Pee-wee Herman have more cachet?
In a telling aside, TMZ.com is reporting Mel's new squeeze, Nadia Lanfranconi, is an aspiring musician and model who "has 'F Me' written all over her."
And that's just perfect, because Mel has "F You" written all over him!
For a photo of this extremely classy new Gibson girl (and by girl I mean trollop-ish star chaser), go to TMZ right here.