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Here's a typical Mexican
"Day of the Dead" face.
Which is obviously totally cool
and zexy and anyone can see
why Chris Brown would want
this PERMANENTLY INKED
onto his neck, right?
If you ask me, the heavily tatted crooner needs to start running his decisions past a trained thinker before he acts on them. He also needs maybe just one more tattoo. A big one, right across his forehead so he can see it every time he looks in the mirror. “TODAY: TRY TO STOP BEING A JACKASS!”
Fun facts: Here, for kicks and because there's not much else to do on a boring mid-week day, are some more banal tidbits about the many tatts of Chris Brown.
- There's an entire grovelling website, chrisbrowntattoos.com, devoted to his inkings and "the meaning behind each one." (Apparently some people have even less to do on a boring mid-week day than I do.)
- He got his first ink when he was 13, a tasteful Jesus tattoo with music notes intended as an homage to Our Maker for blessing him with music.
- He has a tattoo of his current girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, on his elbow. I thought we'd all learned from Johnny Depp's Winona Forever tatt that getting your girlfriend's name/face permanently injected into your skin is a bad idea. But what do I know? The only tatt I have is a chunk of pencil lead embedded in my shoulder by my baby brother. He was 5 at the time and very angry with me about something or other. And I'm sure I totally deserved it.
- Here's the link to Brown's messy new tattoo: My Ugly New Ink! And I have to say, I don't care WHO it's supposed to be, that young man needs to shave.