Monday, 17 September 2012

KARDASHIANS GIVING OCTOMOM A RUN FOR HER MONEY

ISN'T THIS FAMILY GOING TO RUN OUT OF 'K' NAMES?
At the head of the puppy mill operation we have mom, Kris, far right; then Kim in the 
green dress; Khloe in red; Kourtney in white . . . and the two mysterious new arrivals. I have no idea what their names are but I'd like to vote for "Kash-Money" and "Ka-Ching."


Well here's something you don't see too often: A PHOTO OF THE KARDASHIANS! Yes, I know, we need another of these like Nicole Kidman needs more botox, but what's unique about this one is the terrifying math that's going on here. I mean, last time I looked, there were only three of these kritters we had to "keep up with." Now suddenly, two more of them have appeared, apparently miraculously exiting the womb at a fully formed 15 years of age. These creatures are multiplying at a speed that cannot be explained by logic or nature. How does brood mare Kris Kardashian-Jenner-O'Jay manage to keep producing all of these profitable girl children, anyway? And more to the point, can someone make her stop? I realize that her birth canal has made more money than the Franklin Mint, but she is really starting to  scare me.