|Heidi and Seal during their |
married, well-rested phase
Update: Remember two days ago when Seal basically told TMZ his ex-wife, Heidi Klum, is a rhymes-with-shut who "fornicates with the help" and cheated on him while they were married?
Since then, Seal has had to get a little "help" of his own.
His reps have been working overtime to contain the damage and make him seem like just a little bit less of an ass. But in the end, this was the best they could come up with: He was tired.
An "insider" tells US Weekly that Seal "was exhausted" at the time of his verbal assault.
Well, sure, that could happen. And on that note, I'm going to go and have a nap before I start uncontrollably hurling insults at my own mother.