Saturday, 8 September 2012

THIS WEATHER REPORT BROUGHT TO YOU BY . . .

THE VIEW FROM MY HOME OFFICE: RAINY WITH A CHANCE OF BOREDOM

Some people rely on the Weather Network. Some people rely on the Farmer's Almanac. Me, I just go by my work schedule. If I'm working, it will be sunny and warm. If I'm off it will be teeming with rain. If I'm off for more than two days, you can expect hail and possibly even a lunar eclipse. Sorry folks. Send me your holiday plans and I'll arrange my work life accordingly.