"I absolutely LOVE Mariah!
She's like a grandmother to me!"
"I have two words for you, you cheap,
fake-hair-wearing, throne usurping ho ...
Actually, wait. I have way more than
two words for you."
There's been an awful lot of smack talk about the "feud" and "jealousy" between American Idol judge/divas Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey. But don't you believe those silly ratings rumours for a moment.
"Mariah is a legend and I just want to say that . . . I am sitting next to a woman who I've looked up to since I can remember enjoying music," she said. (Which, if you think about it, is not really a compliment at all.)
And then Mariah turned to Nicki and said, "Bitch, you just called me old!"
And Nicki replied,"Well you are!"
And Mariah said "Well you got BUTT IMPLANTS!"
And then they scratched and clawed and tore at each other's hair and Nicki's weave came out in Mariah's hands.
Well, not really. But it's totally going to happen. Just you wait ...