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| NICK GORDON & BOBBI KRISTINA You could also refer to them as brother and sister. Or husband and wife. Or dad and mom. Or simply and most fittingly as Every Kind of Wrong Imaginable. Photo: Paul Smith/Featureflash |
Except, perhaps, for this.
Apparently she's pregnant.
According to MediaTakeout.com (which, admittedly, sometimes gets stuff totally right and sometimes just makes shit up), Whitney Houston's daughter has been impregnated by her brother-fiance.
Excuse me for a moment. I actually have to throw up.
I'm not even kidding.
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OK ... eeergh, nope, still queasy. 'Scuse me again.
Whew. So, yes, last month, Bobbi Kristina sent Hollywood reeling by announcing her engagement to Nick Gordon, the kid her mom adopted and raised as her brother. (And at the time, we thought THAT was the juicy news!)
Today, several reliable websites are reporting the pregnancy shocker, all of them noting that it comes from MediaTakeout. But my Spidey senses are telling me this horrid little story is just creepy enough to be true. Because:
A) Bobbi Kristina is one mixed-up kid.
B) Every pic I've seen of her with her brother-fiance shows him groping her and her grinning like a hyena.
C) The remains of this once-great family is now prostituting itself by making The Houstons: On Our Own, which they began filming just THREE MONTHS after Whitney died. It airs today, and in reality show math, Incest + Pregnancy = Ratings Goose.
Of course, it'll soon be obvious whether this grotesque rumour is true or not. In the meantime, if you can stomach it, here's the link to the "baby bump" photos, at Brotherbabybump.
Editor's note: I notice that everybody refers to Bobbi Kristina as "Whitney Houston's daughter." Why doesn't anyone mention her sleazy drug addict father, Bobby Brown?
My note: I think you just answered your own question there, pal.
Off topic. Re: sidebar, specifically the quiche.
ReplyDeleteI cannot find the statute that relates to this, as I have no knowledge of Canadian law whatsoever. I do, however, hold to the undeniable truth that you cannot just post a picture of a quiche, describe some of it's ingredients, and then not share the recipe. Please do not try to avoid your obvious duty to your fellow man by citing a technicality like, that has nothing to do with my content. While I realize I may be entirely wrong, I intend to remain in denial as to that possiblity.
Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.
So it's not enough for you that I actually cooked, but now I gotta do recipes? Feh. Well anyway, it's easy: Pour a large glass of wine. Slowly fry sliced mushrooms with chopped maple bacon and diced onions till caramelized. Pause to drink half glass of wine. Chop up about 1/4 C each of brie, hard parmesan and swiss cheese. Mix together about 1/4C milk and five eggs. Layer veg mix, cheese and egg, repeat until pie crust is full. Top with crumbled parm. Finish off wine while quiche bakes for 1/2 hour-ish at 350. Pour more wine and write me a nice thank you note!
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