Monday, 1 October 2012

'CRAZED FAN' TRIES TO EAT DANNY BONADUCE!


LADIES, PLEASE TRY TO CONTROL YOURSELF
 Danny Bonaduce just barely survived a 
full-on gnawing recently, so go easy on him.  
He's bound to be skittish for the next little while.
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Answer this question truthfully: When you look at this face, what do you think? Do you think, "OMG I have to have a bite of that?"
Yeah, well you just passed the world's easiest sanity test.
 Alas, former Partridge Family child star Danny Bonaduce managed to run into the one person on earth who would have answered "Yes" to that question when he was attacked by what he calls a "crazed fan." 

He tells reporters the woman approached him at a casino event in Washington, asked him if she could kiss him and then sank her teeth into his cheek for one whole crazy minute until someone pulled her off. 
And I think even without his leading comments, we'd have deduced all on our own that she was crazed. 
Because who in their right mind is going to sink their teeth into Danny Bonaduce?

Editor's note: I bet he tasted like cocaine.