Monday, 29 October 2012

IF ONLY WE'D TRIED THAT ON HURRICANE KATRINA

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PERSONALIZED WEATHER FORECAST
Gale-force winds capable of blowing in one ear, 
through empty head, and out the other.
Photo: CreStock 



Could all you dark auras quit jabbering about stupid Hurricane Sandy now because Lindsay Lohan finds that boring and also, frankly, kind of  "negative." Not as negative as running out of cigarettes or as posing for photos with a gun in your mouth, but still.

The one and only LiLo took to Twitter to chide people for going on and on and on about Sandy as if it were some kind of lethal frankenstorm wreaking havoc on a world superpower. 
"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace."
So I guess what she's saying is we should VISUALIZE the destruction away. The power of positive thinking, that's what's needed here. Oh, and maybe some Vicodin. Yeah. Wouldn't say no to some Vicodin right now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I dislike negative thinking too, so let me just say that I don't know what meds Freckles is on but whatever they are, I'm positive she's gone off them.