|AY, CHICA, WHY YOU SHOWING |
ALL DEES PEECTURES OF ME?
You think it is eesy breesy
being Sofia Vergara? Well
you are right, it is. Jajajaja!
No what this is, people, is a frivolous, time-wasting celebrity gossip/relationships/girl stuff blog. There is no porn involved. (Unless you consider Kris Jenner "accidentally" flashing her 56-year-old nipples porn. Cuz I don't. I consider that early-onset dementia and would seriously consider having her and her entire brood committed had I only that kind of power.)
But back to Sofia. The Colombian beauty spent the weekend hunting for a love nest with her adorable 6'3" businessman fiance, Nick Loeb. The couple visited apartments in NYC's West Village and Midtown, and check out how Sofia dressed for the occasion. Some people would wear Crocs, others, maybe Birkenstocks. You know. Something comfy. This is not the time to be a sexpot. Unless you are Sofia Vergara and you JUST CAN"T HELP YOURSELF. Click here on Ay Carumba!
Sheesh. The only thing missing there is the skimpy bikini top, tousled hair and Latina bedroom eyes. Every one of which, coincidentally, this next photo has in spades. Click on Muy Caliente!
I'm sorry. That was completely gratuitous and inappropriate. I really hope you'll forgive me. It's Monday and I'm bored. But not as bored as Sofia appears to be in this photo. Click on ManCandy! I love how her fiance is all "Aw, are you tired and pouty wouty? It's OK, you can lean on my big hairy sexy man chest..."
OK, that one was pretty gratuitous too. I'll stop now. I promise. Just this one last one of Sofia, completely naked, lying spread-eagled on a bearskin rug ...
AHA! Caught you!
I knew some of you guys were still here.