Tuesday, 30 October 2012

LA SOFIA (IS IT HOT IN HERE OR DO I HAVE EBOLA?)

AY, CHICA, WHY YOU SHOWING 
ALL DEES PEECTURES OF ME?
You think it is eesy breesy 
being Sofia Vergara? Well 
you are right, it is. Jajajaja!
Photo/CreStock


I will start off by dutifully informing any men who may be reading this that this is just another boring Sofia Vergara post. If you wandered here by mistake, this is the part where you scratch your head (or whatever) and say "WTF? I thought this was a porn website... *click click click click * " 
A-a-a-a-a-and...they're gone. 

No what this is, people, is a frivolous, time-wasting celebrity gossip/relationships/girl stuff blog. There is no porn involved. (Unless you consider Kris Jenner "accidentally" flashing her 56-year-old nipples porn. Cuz I don't. I consider that early-onset dementia and would seriously consider having her and her entire brood committed had I only that kind of power.) 

But back to Sofia. The Colombian beauty spent the weekend hunting for a love nest with her adorable 6'3" businessman fiance, Nick Loeb. The couple visited apartments in NYC's West Village and Midtown, and check out how Sofia dressed for the occasion. Some people would wear Crocs, others, maybe Birkenstocks. You know. Something comfy. This is not the time to be a sexpot. Unless you are Sofia Vergara and you JUST CAN"T HELP YOURSELF. Click here on Ay Carumba

Sheesh. The only thing missing there is the skimpy bikini top, tousled hair and Latina bedroom eyes. Every one of which, coincidentally, this next photo has in spades. Click on Muy Caliente!

I'm sorry. That was completely gratuitous and inappropriate. I really hope you'll forgive me. It's Monday and I'm bored. But not as bored as Sofia appears to be in this photo. Click on ManCandy! I love how her fiance is all "Aw, are you tired and pouty wouty? It's OK, you can lean on my big hairy sexy man chest..."  
OK, that one was pretty gratuitous too. I'll stop now. I promise. Just this one last one of Sofia, completely naked, lying spread-eagled on a bearskin rug ...
AHA! Caught you! 
I knew some of you guys were still here.