|Harper's Bazaar/November 2012|
In the November issue of Harper's Bazaar, Kidman reveals that marriage to Tom was "overwhelming" and sometimes felt "really strange" and "not comfortable at all." (Which sounds to me like code for "fake but profitable marriage ordained by Xenu.") There were times, I'm sure, that the overwhelming strangeness almost drove her to the point of expressing emotion. Those were bad days; she would have to sit in a darkened room and soak her face in botox for one solid hour on those days.
But it all worked out in the end, because she went on to hitch her wagon to the lovely Keith Urban, whom she says makes her feel confident and gets her to try new things, such as exploring her sexuality. She might have said more, but at that point I slammed the magazine shut and had a little throw-up.
I mean, really. Are we pretending we don't remember that Keith practically gave her cooties when he cheated on her with that skank "model" (more code, this time for "stripper") barely six months into their marriage?
Oh. I didn't get that memo.
Well, I'm sure Nicole will be ready to talk about that some day. In her own time.