WELL THIS REUNION IS OFF TO A HEALTHY START

RIHANNA MULLS BREAST IMPLANTS
 Perhaps Chris Brown can go with her and 
have his ego reduced at the same time!
Photo: Crestock   

One would think Chris Brown would be falling over himself with gratitude that Rihanna will even share the same planet with him, let alone take him back after what he did to her. But "grateful" is not really his thing. What is his thing, apparently, is big boobs. 

Rihanna is reportedly considering getting breast implants because Chris told her she'd "look hotter" with a bigger rack. 

Well, just think what that would do to the perfectly applied chest tattoo she only recently got as a tribute to her Grandolly. (And to my own beloved grandmothers, if you're reading this up there, don't go getting any ideas. That is NOT what normal grandkids are doing these days!) What's worse is what it would say to Chris.
It would say, "I control her. She values me more than she values herself. She does not realize that she is gorgeous and should not be giving me the time of day."

Dangerous messages to be giving to someone like Chris Brown. Or anyone else, for that matter.

Alas, Rihanna doesn't hang out at my place much anymore since I started writing snippy things about her beau, but next time she  passes by, I'll have this message for her: Girl, don't do it. Your small boobs are not the problem here, your one great big boob is. And he is NOT attractive.