|You could airbrush my entire body for two whole days|
and I still would not look like this. Way to go, Pink.
Do you hate yourself enough yet? No? Well how 'bout this: she's also a new mom who "ate a lot of cheesecake during those nine months." She subsequently dropped 55 pounds by working out twice a day with two personal trainers and probably not eating any cheesecake at all.
And if she can do it, this girl who used to sing about breakups and bar fights and getting really, really drunk, then the rest of us have no excuse. Girlfriend not only turned into a supermodel, but she took away our excuses! Tsk. Pink, what have you DONE!?!
Editor's note: So would this be a bad time to say I think she's cute?
My note: Yes.