Monday, 15 October 2012

WELCOME TO THE LITTLE PHOTOSHOP OF HORRORS

celebrities without makeup, madonna, mariah carey, styleblazer, fergie, faith hill,
MARIAH, HOW CAN WE TELL IF WE'RE LOOKING 
AT AN AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OR A REAL ONE?
"That's easy! The bits of gold and diamond that 
my skin is made of twinkle a little more brightly
 in the airbrushed photos."
Photo: CreStock
Well this is a relief. Now I can officially stop trying to look as good at 52 as Madonna does at 54, because not even Madonna looks as good as Madonna does at 54. Perhaps I should explain, because that made me sound crazy. What I meant was, I stumbled across a website called Styleblazer today, and the first thing I read was 14 of the Most Airbrushed Celebrity Pics. And if you're looking for a pick-me-up on an "I'm feeling ugly" day, that's almost as good as Bad Plastic Surgery Pics
So if you're feeling ugly, or even if you're feeling pretty but want a cheap thrill on a Monday afternoon, click on the names below and enjoy the instant rush of schadenfreude. 

Airbrushed Madonna: 
Sweet mother of God! Why, she looks 54! Which she is. And also incredibly, impossibly fit, rich and dating a 24-year-old. Bitch.

Airbrushed Mariah: I love that Mariah is at the beach in heels ... and carrying a glass of wine. That is my kinda girl!  
Airbrushed Fergie: The term Fergalicious was apparently coined AFTER the airbrushing.
Airbrushed Faith Hill: A particularly emboldened airbrusher shaved enough fat off one of Faith's arms to give her an entire second arm in the "after" picture. I wonder if they could do that with belly fat and breasts. It's not for me. It's for a friend . . .