|MARIAH, HOW CAN WE TELL IF WE'RE LOOKING |
AT AN AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OR A REAL ONE?
"That's easy! The bits of gold and diamond that
my skin is made of twinkle a little more brightly
in the airbrushed photos."
So if you're feeling ugly, or even if you're feeling pretty but want a cheap thrill on a Monday afternoon, click on the names below and enjoy the instant rush of schadenfreude.
Airbrushed Madonna: Sweet mother of God! Why, she looks 54! Which she is. And also incredibly, impossibly fit, rich and dating a 24-year-old. Bitch.
Airbrushed Mariah: I love that Mariah is at the beach in heels ... and carrying a glass of wine. That is my kinda girl!
Airbrushed Fergie: The term Fergalicious was apparently coined AFTER the airbrushing.
Airbrushed Faith Hill: A particularly emboldened airbrusher shaved enough fat off one of Faith's arms to give her an entire second arm in the "after" picture. I wonder if they could do that with belly fat and breasts. It's not for me. It's for a friend . . .