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| MARIAH, HOW CAN WE TELL IF WE'RE LOOKING AT AN AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OR A REAL ONE? "That's easy! The bits of gold and diamond that my skin is made of twinkle a little more brightly in the airbrushed photos." Photo: CreStock |
So if you're feeling ugly, or even if you're feeling pretty but want a cheap thrill on a Monday afternoon, click on the names below and enjoy the instant rush of schadenfreude.
Airbrushed Madonna: Sweet mother of God! Why, she looks 54! Which she is. And also incredibly, impossibly fit, rich and dating a 24-year-old. Bitch.
Airbrushed Mariah: I love that Mariah is at the beach in heels ... and carrying a glass of wine. That is my kinda girl!
Airbrushed Fergie: The term Fergalicious was apparently coined AFTER the airbrushing.
Airbrushed Faith Hill: A particularly emboldened airbrusher shaved enough fat off one of Faith's arms to give her an entire second arm in the "after" picture. I wonder if they could do that with belly fat and breasts. It's not for me. It's for a friend . . .
Hmmm, Fergalicious would more accurately be termed WRINKLELICIOUS if the original photograph was used.Shame about Mariah Carey but hey, no one stays young forever.
ReplyDeleteActually, Patrick, some of us do stay young forever. We just never let Mariah or Madonna see pictures of us or they would want to kill us. (Please read and delete this message. Their spies are everywhere.)
DeleteThank you! You've made all the women in my office feel very good about themselves!
ReplyDeleteThen my work here is done. ;-)
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