Tuesday, 30 October 2012

THE WHITE KNIGHT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE CHAD!

HEY! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 
And my boyfriend doesn't like her either. 
 And your costume sucks, cuz everyone 
knows Chaddie doesn't drink 
Jack Daniels, he drinks vodka
Photo: CreStock




This is a disturbing day. A day I thought would never come. Perhaps this portends the end of the world. Perhaps Hurricane Sandy has blown my tiny brain out over the Eastern Seaboard and the particles left behind have confusedly seized on this incident as BIG NEWS!

What has happened is that Chad Kroeger, Chad Kroeger of friggin NICKELBACK, has earned my grudging respect. Not for proposing to Avril Lavigne ... are you kidding me? I can't wait till their wedding night when he peels back the sk8tr gear and finds out he married a singing ferret! No, what I'm talking about is the fact that Chad has defended his bride's honour and cracked a pretty damn good joke at the same time. 

It started when Avril's ex, rocker Deryck Whibley of Sum 41, and his model girlfriend Ari Cooper dressed up as Avril and Chad for a Halloween party. Whibley wore a streaked blond wig and heavy eye makeup, while Ari wore a curly wig and Jack Daniels T-shirt.
The stunt didn't go unnoticed by Kroeger, who promptly swiped back on Twitter: "Hey Deryck loved the costumes! We were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes!"

After checking the weather forecast to see whether, in fact, hell had frozen over, I had to admit to a grudging admiration.

Here's the link to the pic that stirred Chad's manly wrath, at Chavril-ish. And may I just say, not only is Deryck one unattractive Avril, but his girlfriend is an even less attractive Chad. Also, is this just a bad angle, Deryck, or is your girlfriend really 10 whole inches taller than you? Cuz if so, guess what? Chad and Avril actually make a cuter couple than you two do.

And now I have to go and lie down, because my head feels funny and the world just doesn't make sense anymore.