|OH JUST GIVE UP, DOUTZEN|
No amount of fake-kissing and hot-pink bra flashing
is going to make ANYONE notice you,
you poor homely airbrushed creature, you.
Has my "this is an outrage" gene collapsed? Have I gone blind in one eye? I don't know, but something must be wrong because I just can't seem to work up a head of steam about this "scandal."
Victoria's Secret is under fire for airbrushing the dickens out of its supermodels. The Hollywood Gossip, Huffington Post and other websites have published side-by-side pics of drop-dead-gorgeous Doutzen Kroes before and after airbrushing as proof.
And as God is my witness, she looks like an 11 in both photos. Have these people never seen REAL before-and-after horrors? Cuz I could show them some horrors. Anyway, I know nobody wants to see pix of five-alarm hottie Doutzen in a bikini either before or after retouching, but if you're bored and all out of Sudoku puzzles, click on this link for kicks: Hot&Hotter.
Editor's note: Well I'll have to look at this pic again (and again and again and again) to be sure, but so far I'm thinking this was a flagrant waste of airbrush.