Frankly, I think we'd all be happy to pretend it never happened if he'd just shut up and let us forget about it. But the man hasn't stopped yammering about the "shocking tape" since it was shockingly leaked. He is determined to let everyone know about this tape that he doesn't want anyone to know about.
And just when the whole mess looked like it was finally going to crawl off and die, he gives it another goose by suing Gawker website and Bubba the Love Sponge, husband of the skank who plays his love interest in the sex tape.
Hulk is suing for the absurd sum of $100 milllion. Which, coincidentally, is exactly the amount I'd be willing to pay him to JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
Editor's note: For once, I agree with you. I mean, really. There are some people you don't ever want to imagine with their clothes off, let alone having . . . you know. And for me, Hulk Hogan is No. 4 on that list, surpassed only by Phil Spector, Donatella Versace and Octomom.