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Carrie: There is no substitute.
Photo: Henry Harris/Featureflash
SATC is not The Young and the Restless. You can't just sub in completely different people and then be all, "What? No, it's Carrie! When she was younger!" Because if you do that, we will instantly know that you don't get it, that you are not one of us and therefore that no stupid show you have cooked up could possibly be worth watching. So we won't watch it.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The only thing, the ONLY thing that makes this sacrilege even remotely tolerable is that it might save the shitreous SATC2 movie from going down in history as the most shameful sequel ever.
And if you ask me, that's too high a price to pay to let them mess with our memories...
Editor's note: I'd shut up now if I were you. Cuz here they come again with that sharp stick.