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My co-workers hosted yet another Snack Day yesterday. Soon,
we’re all going to weigh 300 pounds. This time, one of the young
ladies made a lemon meringue pie AND a pecan pie with bourbon in it. And crusts
made from scratch. With butter. Sexiest thing I have ever seen that
wasn’t Ryan Gosling.
Me (staring at pies in creepily lustful way): You MADE
these?
Her: Yeah, and the whipped cream, too. There’s bourbon
in it.
Me: Omigod. Why aren’t you married yet?
Her: Because I’m a HUGE bitch.
Male co-worker (with mouth full): I could live with that …
