|O taste and see that the Lord is good ...|
My co-workers hosted yet another Snack Day yesterday. Soon, we’re all going to weigh 300 pounds. This time, one of the young ladies made a lemon meringue pie AND a pecan pie with bourbon in it. And crusts made from scratch. With butter. Sexiest thing I have ever seen that wasn’t Ryan Gosling.
Me (staring at pies in creepily lustful way): You MADE these?
Her: Yeah, and the whipped cream, too. There’s bourbon in it.
Me: Omigod. Why aren’t you married yet?
Her: Because I’m a HUGE bitch.
Male co-worker (with mouth full): I could live with that …