|YONGE ST., NOVEMBER 22: No snow. No winter coats. No hats. No way!|
Yet since that proclamation, we've been basking in temperatures so balmy and Florida-esque it is tempting to say, "Those weather guys are nuts." Except we would never say that. Because if we did, we would be jinxing ourselves and within hours it would start to snow so hard that our throats would clog up with the stuff before we could even gasp, "I was kidding!"
We know this. Because we are Canadian; every one of us has at least one family member who died in exactly this way.
So let's just enjoy the balmy weather while it lasts, because it won't be here lo . . . wow. Too late.