Thursday, 1 November 2012

OCTOMOM CHECKS SELF INTO REHAB: KIDS REJOICE

YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 
I'm not addicted to anything. I just needed 
a break from all those damn kids!
Photo: CreStock

Octomom Nadya Suleman has checked herself into rehab for a prescription drug problem, leaving her fourteen (!!!) children without a mom for an entire month. 
(Editor's note: Will they notice a difference?)  

A representative for Octomom  said three nannies will care for the kids after Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in 
Southern California. Nadya made the decision after acknowledging she has become dependent on the anti-anxiety drug Xanax, which she takes to "deal with stress." 
(Editor's note: You know what else is helpful in dealing with stress? NOT HAVING 14 friggin children!)

Her representative further noted that Nadya's goal is to "deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.” 
(Editor's note: Perhaps she'll want to rethink that porn career then?