|GQ, DECEMBER 2012|
Featuring Rihanna. All of her.
This also applies to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, but why split hairs? Let's all just be thankful there are only seven days in a week, because there is only so much nubile nudity anyone's eyes can process at one time.
The girl loves nothing more than tweeting, instagramming, facebooking, texting and sexting pix of her bare assets.
For a while there, most of these images were intended for Chris Brown's personal titillation, and also to tacitly warn his then-girlfriend Karrueche Tran that she would stop at nothing, not even underwear, to steal that boy back.
And then that tactic worked, but Chris still didn't appear ready to commit completely (or even a little bit) and since the clothes were already off, Rihanna decided to donate all that carefully posed nudity to charity.
Such as the latest GQ magazine cover. That is charity in the flesh, right there. (Because if it weren't for that jacket, she could have sold this pic to Playboy for a gajillion more dollars. So obviously, a very charitable humanitarian gesture on her part.)
In the coming months, GQ will continue with its "virtues" theme by covering "modesty" and then "humility" and then finally, "chastity." And I can pretty much guarantee you that none of those covers will feature Rihanna.
Editor's note: Who's the jackass who decided "What this photo needs is a JACKET?" The jacket is extraneous. The jacket ruins the whole damn thing! The jacket . . .
My note: Oh calm down.