Friday, 30 November 2012

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD AFFORD A CHAUFFEUR

SOOO MUCH IN COMMON!
Bobbi Kristina and her adopted 
brother-fiance Nick Gordon had matching 
his-n-hers car crashes yesterday. 
 Paul Smith/Featureflash





Proving once again that she is perfectly okay and not at all in need of intense therapy and divine intervention, Whitney Houston’s 19-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina totalled her Camaro yesterday ... her third crash in three months. The car plunged over an embankment in Atlanta, Ga., and took out a goodly number of trees on the way down, but miraculously, BK wasn't seriously injured. 

Normally, I’d say “Well thank heavens she has that healthy, supportive relationship with her fiance-adopted brother to go home to,” but OOPS! Mere hours after his beloved's near-death experience, Nick Gordon was arrested for driving like a maniac in a pedestrian area. 
Good heavenly lord. Here’s hoping these two get help before somebody gets hurt. Or pregnant. 

Editor's note: Oh tut-tut, you're making a mountain out of an incestuous molehill. Both of them are now tweeting they aren't engaged anymore and aren't even dating! (Although they both still do a lot of public kissing and hugging.) I'm sure this will all work out just fine.

My note: Just as I am sure that Bobby Brown will someday become a clean-living vegan and start paying child support. We all have to have dreams...