Tuesday, 27 November 2012

PUSSYCAT DOLL INTERVIEW A REAL BARN-WARMER

SHE CAN SING. SHE CAN DANCE. 
SHE HAS PRETTY HAIR.
This is more than most of us have. Perhaps expecting 
Nicole Scherzinger to be able to utter a single
 interesting sentence was just asking too much.

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And now we have some deep insights and survival tips from Nicole Scherzinger, the only one of the Pussycat Dolls anyone could pick out in a lineup if their life depended on it. Nicole gave Britain's Heat magazine some fantastic scoops, including the confession that she "once wanted to look like Jennifer Lopez." (Uhm, yeah. So did everyone else.)

So what she did was, she dyed her hair blond. Because obviously, that's what J Lo is famous for. That blond hair. Not surprisingly, Nicole says, it looked like arse and didn't fool anyone. Not one single person said "Holy sh*t, for a second there I thought you were Jennifer Lopez!" 

Moving briskly on to the dark-secrets portion of the interview, Nicole reveals that she uses La Prairie skin products but doesn't always remove her makeup after a night out partying.
“I fall into bed with it all on," she says.
(Yeah. Well so far, you're sounding pretty boring. Anything else, before I take this rag back to the newsstand and demand my money back?)

Well, let's see. If you've got the stomach for X-rated admissions, Nicole says she sometimes overimbibes. Alas, after hours of bright-light interrogation and waterboarding, she confesses that she doesn't have any secrets for hiding hangovers. If there are no large brown paper bags available, she resorts to hydrating masks, drinking lots of water and applying lots of moisturizer. (Is anyone else wondering why this magazine calls itself "Heat?")

Editor's note: This concludes our interview with the music world's biggest dullard. If we ever have the opportunity to interview Pat Boone, he might have a shot at that title. But for now, it's hers.