Tuesday, 13 November 2012

SIENNA'S TASTEFUL, NAKED MOTHERHOOD PORTRAIT

AND IF YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD HERE ... 
Wait till you see me without any clothes on! 
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Back when Demi Moore still had flesh on her bones, she did something that made headlines because it was so daring and unusual: she posed, naked and full-blown preggers, on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine. Soon after,  another actress made a copycat grab for headlines by doing the same thing. And then another. And another, and another, until finally it was like: Don't you broads get it? If everybody does it, it's not daring and unusual anymore, is it? It's just gross. 

And if Sienna Miller thinks I am unfairly targetting her with this diatribe, she would be correct. For once.
The British actress has posed, naked and fully pregnant, for a portrait by artist Jonathan Yeo. And what makes this "different" from all the other naked-and-pregnant portraits is that she is not demurely covering her breasts, or her crotch, or her pubes or ... well there's nothing left to cover after that, is there?

The portrait has fueled debate about what is and isn't art. And also about why God bothered to invent clothes when famous people obviously just can't wait to take them off and run around starkers at every possible opportunity.

Click on the link to see the portrait of Sienna Miller, pregnant and naked as the day she was born.  
 
Editor's note: *clicks on link* Good lord. *clicks on link again* She certainly is pregnant. And very, very naked. *clicks on link again* Hey, I think I see the baby's head!