|"AND AS A MOTHER I ALSO FEEL |
VERY STRONGLY ABOUT BREASTFEEDING."
"Hey. Hellooo! Up here. My eyes are up here.
(That Hugh Hefner. He never stops!)"
Kendra Wilkinson, who has been on this planet for 27 years and has yet to utter a single sensible word, accidentally came close to doing so last night when she blasted Kelsey Grammer for bringing his infant to a Playboy Mansion Halloween party. And I know that was like a whole month ago, but Kendra's brain has only just now processed the information and tagged it as offensive to her as a mother.
Yes, this former peeler, who for years earned a living by hawking sex tapes and allowing photographs of her crotch to be splashed across the bedroom walls of teenage boys the world over, was on her way to Hollywood's Lure Nightclub last night when she was spotted by paparazzi. And because they already know her stance on the bloodshed in the Middle East and her remedies for the fiscal cliff, they asked her about the Playboy mansion.
Which in turn led to questions about Kelsey "Bad Dad" Grammer.
"Oh, he KNOWS how I feel, trust me," Kendra huffed. "I gave him that eye and I left because of that."
Yes, she gave him the dreaded "eye," which Kelsey no doubt misinterpreted to mean, "Good lord, that girl is mad for me!" and chased her around the room and right out the door until she jumped into her chauffeured Lambo and escaped to a safe haven where, in her opinion, the better parents hang out: the strip club.
Editor's note: Well just because she's a former stripper and centrefold model and sex tape participant doesn't mean she's a bad mother.
My note: You're perfectly right. *pulls out contract* And can you make sure you sign that part, right there, where it says, "I promise not to breed, ever"? Thank you.