OMG! LOL! LMAO! WTF! BIEBS GOMEZ SPLTZ! 4 REALS! R U SERIOUS? OMG!
This, apparently, is how the under-18 crowd spread the news that the bestest prepubescent couple in the whole entire world has broken up. For the adults in the room, we're talking about Selena Gomez dumping Justin Bieber. The news is lighting Twitter up like a slot machine on "Jackpot," and while it is not surprising that kids that age and in that business have decided to part ways, the two were unusually steadfast for a long while.
It seems the Biebs' performance at a Nov. 7 Victoria's Secret fashion show might have had something to do with it. Apparently the poor tyke went stark-raving mad at the sight of all those 7-foot-tall, half-naked goddesses and was like a puppy uncontrollably peeing all over the floor in excitement, running around after them and asking them for phone numbers and mostly striking out ... presumably on account of he's about 12 and also, hello, ever heard of playing it cool, dude?
Anyway. Biebs. Gomez. Over and out. Tragic. Moving on . . .