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Friday, 21 December 2012
ASHTON KUTCHER, DIGNIFIED DIVORCE-PAPERS SERVER
Ashton Kutcher has
filed for divorce from Demi Moore, one full year after cheating on her and then dumping her. So why didn't he file sooner, you (and Demi) may well
be wondering? Oh, that. Well, sources close to Ashton say that was Ashton being
thoughtful. He was giving her the chance to file first, "it was a dignity
thing." Right. Dignity. Yes, that's what cavorting with young tarts while your
former beloved dives nose first into a can of Reddi-Whip says to me: dignity.
That's what groping and smooching new girlfriend Mila Kunis in public says to
me: dignity. And more than anything, that's what serving divorce papers
mere days before Christmas absolutely REEKS of to