Friday, 21 December 2012



Ashton Kutcher has filed for divorce from Demi Moore, one full year after cheating on her and then dumping her. So why didn't he file sooner, you (and Demi) may well be wondering? Oh, that. Well, sources close to Ashton say that was Ashton being thoughtful. He was giving her the chance to file first, "it was a dignity thing." Right. Dignity. Yes, that's what cavorting with young tarts while your former beloved dives nose first into a can of Reddi-Whip says to me: dignity. That's what groping and smooching new girlfriend Mila Kunis in public says to me: dignity. And more than anything, that's what serving divorce papers mere days before Christmas absolutely REEKS of to me. Dignity.
That Ashton. He is such a nice man.