|Any day now, this Brampton homeowner is going to inflate his decorations. Maybe.|
Confused child: Daddy, why aren't our decorations blown up yet?
Dad: Because we can't afford air. We're that poor.
Confused child: I'm going to ask Santa to bring us some air!
Dad: That's a great idea, son. *Thinks: 'I just saved myself a FORTUNE on presents.' *