Monday, 10 December 2012

I LOVE YOU! I HATE YOU! I LOVE YOU! YOU SUCK!

RIHANNA TWEETED THIS PHOTO OF HERSELF
with a disembodied tattooed arm (believed to have once belonged to Chris Brown) the day after tweeting "Goodbye muthaf**ker." In the words of the immortal Brown, that was when "she mad." But "she ok" now. Maybe tomorrow, "she mad" again. You just take it a day at a time . . .



I'll say one thing for Rihanna, the girl doesn't hold a grudge. Even when she should. At least not when it comes to Chris Brown.
In the endless train wreck that is her relationship with one of the most damaged young men in the industry, Rihanna has been see-sawing between love and hate for weeks now. Last week, it was "love," as she tweeted that she was on her "big ole private jet" en route to visit him in Berlin. By Friday night, it was "hate" when she learned Chris's ex, Karrueche Tran, was accompanying him to Dubai for his upcoming concert gig. An outraged Rihanna tweeted: "Goodbye muthaf**ker."  

By Saturday, the lovely bouquet of flowers he didn't send had arrived and Rihanna was tweeting, “Damn……. I miss my n***a #thuglife #BFFlife,” which I'm just going to go ahead and assume means, "Sorry, forgot for a moment that I am a doormat and you are dirty boots. Carry on!"

Noticeably missing from this one-sided pouting match is any kind of public response from Chris Brown. Of course, the little charmer took down his Twitter account last week after his obscene rant against a journalist prompted disgust and guffaws. So maybe he has actually learned something. 
Then again, maybe he's just too busy with Karrueche to even turn on his phone. 
Whatever the answer is, I'm sure we'll find out all about it later tonight, when Rihanna tweets, "I SAID GOODBYE MUTHAF**KER! LEAST YOU COULD DO IS ANSWER ME JERK! XOXO ... ON MY WAY!" 
EDITOR'S NOTE: Remember a few months ago when Jay-Z warned Chris to be good to Rihanna or else? I'm thinking it's time to break out the "or else."