Friday, 28 December 2012

I'D RATHER GO NAKED THAN WEAR UGLY CLOTHES

Have you heard about the nutter who's vandalizing fur coats in Holt Renfrew by smearing them with Vaseline? I was not aware that fur will be ruined if it gets petroleum jelly on it. (There go my New Year's Eve plans . . .)

Anyway, I hope the smearer isn't reading this right now, because she will be very distressed to hear that this hot-ass number was, hands down, my favourite Christmas present this year. 
Gifted to me by my baby brother, it is made of 100 per cent real leopard fur, trimmed with 100 per cent real domestic shorthaired cat fur and lined with Darwin, the IKEA monkey. 

I can hear the lid on her Vaseline jar opening from here in Brampton!

Here's a link to the story about the do-gooder who thinks ruining a couple of jackets will save the coyotes. It's right up there with PETA's lettuce-brained gesture of donating 30 fur coats to the homeless TO TEACH EVERYBODY A LESSON! About . . . uh, how bad fur is? Or something.