Wednesday, 5 December 2012

IRONY ALERT: TATTED KAT ALARMED BY CREEPY WEIRDO

TATT QUEEN KAT VON D IS SHAKEN UP
by the fact that she has a stalker. 
One would think it would take a little more 
than that to faze a woman whose skin has 
survived a gallon of ink and Jesse James' fingers.
Photo/Dreamstime 

 
It's  hard to believe that a wholesome, clean-living young lass like Kat Von D would attract weirdos, but apparently she is being stalked by some guy who sends her "creepy messages" and shows up at her home.  

Kat even knows his name  ... Michael Nunn (and I don't know about you but that does NOT say "stalker" to me; he needs a much more sinister-sounding name if he ever expects to be taken seriously) ... although Kat just calls him "dude." Which, if you ever watched her eerily fascinating show Miami Ink, you are aware she calls everyone. Even her mom. "Whoa! DUDE! You rock! Totally love that friggin' birthday python you sent me!"

Anyway, Kat and her 700 tattoos are so spooked by the stalker's behaviour that they've gone to court to seek an injunction against him. And I'm like, dude, seriously? Because you'd think that a woman  who willingly endured 3,000 needles and sex with Jesse James would immediately recognize this guy as what he so obviously is: husband material! 

Editor's note: I can't decide if I am repulsed or intrigued by those temple tattoos. Also, is it just me or is this woman a dead ringer for the naughty version of Neve Campbell?
My note: It's just you.