| A SOMBRE KIM KARDASHIAN |
IN TRADITIONAL MOURNING GARB
Well I know. It's not that traditional. But it's black
and you can't see any cleavage, so for her
this is practically sackcloth and ashes.
And before you conclude that I am a cold heartless cat-hating witch, let me add that it wasn't really her cat. Kanye gave it to her as the super-cutest widdle giftie wiftie, but Kim
In happier Kim Kardashian news, she appears to be on tolerating terms again with former BFF turned mortal enemy Paris Hilton. The two were spotted within clawing distance of each other in the same club twice in the past week and neither went home on crutches. I am submitting this as my nomination for the Christmas Miracle of 2012.