|WANT ABS LIKE OLIVIA CULPO'S? TOO BAD! |
They are ONLY available to women who
wouldn't eat a carb if it rolled itself in chocolate
and inserted itself into her mouth while
singing an Enrique Eglesias song.
Well let me help you with that.
What they do is, they go on a frickin' eating binge, gorging themselves on moderate amounts of REAL FOOD and keeping their fingers firmly out of their throat the entire time!
TMZ.com reports that after months of going carb-less, Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo treated herself to a no-holds-barred pigout after her victory Wednesday night. And because we didn't have enough reasons to hate her yet, here is what was on the out-of-control menu, summoned to her room at Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas:
- One giant portion of penne pasta with chicken and "red sauce" (hello! anyone who eats on a regular basis calls it marinara sauce)
- Bread (crushed to powder and snorted, junkie-style)
- Half a cupcake (Half? Not a quarter? Call the fat police! Girlfriend's gone all Nutty Professor on us!)
Editor's note: Well that's not much of a pigout, is it?
My note: If I agreed with you I would be instantly disqualified from ever becoming a Miss Universe contender.
Editor's note: Right. Because other than that, you'd be IN!