It looks like Rihanna is getting a big box of Breezy-B-Gone for Christmas. Which is perfect, because that's just what both of them needed. Chris "Breezy" Brown has been in particularly fine form lately while on tour in Europe, generating headlines and photos that suggest it should be spelled "on twhore." But RiRi reached her breaking point with his latest asininity (partying with scantily clad women in Paris). She slapped back via Instagram, posting a racy R-card that tells him exactly what she would tell him in person if he ever had the balls to come home and face her. Well may I just say: Merry Christmas, Rihanna. Pretty much every woman on earth supports you on this one.