Thursday, 20 December 2012

SAM DONALDSON IS ONE BAD MUTHA-SHUT-YO-MOUTH

SAM DONALDSON, BADASS
Watch out, Lindsay Lohan. There's a new badass in town and his name is Sam Donaldson. Facing mounting ageism as he shuffles closer and closer to 80, the ABC news veteran is under intense pressure to prove he's still a hip and swingin' guy. So he went out and got tanked to the furry eyebrows on eggnog and got himself BUSTED for DUI. (Officer: "Say, aren't you . . ." Donaldson: "That's right, baby! I'm a badass!") Sam, age 78, was pulled over last night in Delaware and officers "determined he reeked of booze had been drinking." At the badass hour of 8 p.m, or, as Donaldson calls it, bedtime. He was given sobriety tests which may or may not have included having to successfully repeat "Donaldson drives drunk in Delaware" five times and to answer such trick questions as "Were there or were there NOT flush toilets in the year you were born?"