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Thursday, 20 December 2012
SAM DONALDSON IS ONE BAD MUTHA-SHUT-YO-MOUTH
SAM DONALDSON, BADASS
Watch out, Lindsay Lohan. There's a new badass in town and his name is Sam Donaldson. Facing mounting
ageism as he shuffles closer and closer to 80, the ABC news veteran is under
intense pressure to prove he's still a hip and swingin' guy. So he went out and
got tanked to the furry eyebrows on eggnog and got himself BUSTED for DUI.
(Officer: "Say, aren't you . . ." Donaldson: "That's right, baby! I'm a
badass!") Sam, age 78, was pulled over last night in Delaware and officers
"determined he reeked of booze had been drinking." At the badass hour of 8 p.m, or, as Donaldson calls it, bedtime. He was given
sobriety tests which may or may not have included having to successfully
repeat "Donaldson drives drunk in Delaware" five times and to answer such trick
questions as "Were there or were there NOT flush toilets in the year you were