|The Kardashian-Jenner clan's 2012
family Christmas card |
Clockwise from left: Kylie, Kim, Rob, Lamar, Khloe, Kris, Kendall,
Kourtney with Penelope, Scott, Mason and Bruce.
I don't have too much to say about this card, which basically speaks for itself, but I couldn't help noticing a few things. Let's walk through it together, shall we?
For starters, Khloe and Lamar (centre, right) couldn't be there for the shoot
Poor (now dead) little Mercy, the kitten Kanye gave Kim and Kim gave to an assistant, makes an appearance. In a box rather than in Kim's arms. Because Kim would rather hold almost anything than a stinky cat.
Rob Kardashian, third from left: Who?
Kendall (far right) has been pointedly marked as the next Kardashian pimp project: note the backless dress and carefully posed and exposed legs. They say "LOOK AT ME, AMERICA! I AM YOUR NEXT KARDASHIAN (even though my last name is Jenner)!"
Bruce Jenner (centre) probably requested to be seated as far away from Kris as was possible without inflaming the rumours of marital discord. (Bruce to photographer *whispering*: "That woman scares the shit out of me!")
Scott Disick, seated at front: Ostensibly Kourtney's husband. Sockless. Smileless. Charmless. Shameless. The word "man-whore" suddenly springs, unbidden, to mind.
And lastly: But I thought white was the colour of virginity?