Monday, 3 December 2012

THIS INSTAGRAM BROUGHT TO YOU BY UTTER HUBRIS

"WHAT WOULD MUSIC TODAY SOUND LIKE IF THESE KIDS DIDN'T EXIST?" 
Instagram posted and captioned by Chris Brown

Words to describe Chris Brown: Talented. Smoker. Exhibitionist. Cocky. Fate-tempting arrogant unrepentant little shit who appears to have learned nothing from horrific domestic violence incident.
Words to describe Rihanna: Ditto.

Editor's note: What would music sound like today if these kids didn't exist? Hmm. Well let's see. It might sound like . . . Alicia Keys. And Beyonce. And Justin Bieber. And Jay-Z. And Usher. And Madonna and Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera and Drake and Taylor Swift and ... whew. Out of breath. Next question?