|"WHAT WOULD MUSIC TODAY SOUND LIKE IF THESE KIDS DIDN'T EXIST?" |
Instagram posted and captioned by Chris Brown
Words to describe Chris Brown: Talented. Smoker. Exhibitionist. Cocky. Fate-tempting arrogant unrepentant little shit who appears to have learned nothing from horrific domestic violence incident.
Words to describe Rihanna: Ditto.
Editor's note: What would music sound like today if these kids didn't exist? Hmm. Well let's see. It might sound like . . . Alicia Keys. And Beyonce. And Justin Bieber. And Jay-Z. And Usher. And Madonna and Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera and Drake and Taylor Swift and ... whew. Out of breath. Next question?