Today, we have a particularly gruesome display. As you can see, someone decided it would be jolly to string Christmas lights on top of the collection of concrete statues that lines his driveway. Which might not be so bad if he hadn't winterized them first by smothering them in industrial grade polyethylene.
I have christened this display the Walk of Festive Christmas Stumps. Santa is SO not going anywhere near this sicko's house on Christmas Eve.