How to know when you are getting older: Clue No. 1
You know that thing you hate, that thing where people slide their glasses
down their nose and peer over the top of them at you? You start doing it.
|THEN: Would you care for |
a delicious bowl of Yang?
|NOW: I'm sorry, you'll have to |
wash your hands in the toilet.
|The outfit that drives |
street urchins mad with desire.
|This is what one 125 ml serving of "skinny" looks like. |
(Warning: You're gonna need more than one.)
COR BLIMEY, THAT WERE A BIT OF FUN!
One of the chief advantages of knowing you'll
never be king is being able to flash your privates
to women who'll never be your subjects.
GOOD EITHER WITH OR WITHOUT ADDED BOOZE
Although I do wish "double shot of Bailey's" was a menu option.