How to know when you are getting older: Clue No. 1
You know that thing you hate, that thing where people slide their glasses
down their nose and peer over the top of them at you? You start doing it.
|"Yeah, that's right, I swear. I'M RYAN EFFING GOSLING! |
I can do whatever the f*ck I want!"
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|THEN: Would you care for |
a delicious bowl of Yang?
|NOW: I'm sorry, you'll have to |
wash your hands in the toilet.
|The outfit that drives |
street urchins mad with desire.
|This is what one 125 ml serving of "skinny" looks like. |
(Warning: You're gonna need more than one.)
COR BLIMEY, THAT WERE A BIT OF FUN!
One of the chief advantages of knowing you'll
never be king is being able to flash your privates
to women who'll never be your subjects.
* Editor's Note: Whorrified was paid the princely sum of ZERO DOLLARS for this post, which sounds like an ad but is strictly from the heart. If you are a fan of, say, Starbucks or some other secondary coffee club, I am sorry. You have bad taste.