|SAY WHAT NOW, BROTHER DOUG? |
You got yerself a misbehavin' chile
up thur in Canada? Y'all send her here to the
Ozarks an' we'll learn her some manners.
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Toronto Councillor Doug Ford ramped it up yesterday by going all hillbilly on his daughter, noting "That's not the way we raised her." (So the quiet, courteous example you set for her didn't take, then?)
Well that was bad enough, but what literally kept me up for the entire night was his description of the "punishment," and I quote: "We chewed her ass out from one end to the other."
Didja hear that, Honey Boo Boo? Y'all think YEW have it bad? Y'all don't even wanna thank about gittin' Papa Doug riled up! Cuz he'll CHEW YER ASS OUT FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER!
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