Thursday, 10 January 2013

BEYONCE CRUSHES OUR LIES WITH HER ROCK-HARD ABS

OH. HERE'S A SHOCKER: 
GQ Magazine thinks Beyonce is one of the sexiest women
 of the 21st century. Hmm. Yeah, I guess she's all right. 

WEIGHT-GAIN EXCUSE NUMBER 1: 
"I had a baby and my body never recovered." 


SHOT TO HELL BY:  
Big shout out to GQ magazine and Beyonce for a stellar team effort in exposing this pathetic lie. Extra points to Bey for giving men everywhere the handy rejoinder, "Well Beyonce had a baby and she looks even hotter now!" 


EXTRA POINTS TO
Beyonce, for not only ruining our lies and our lives, but also for rocking zippered underwear, belly chains and . . . for the love of God, woman, I know you're trying to outdo Rihanna's GQ cover shoot, but did you have to take it all the way to UNDERBOOB?