Monday, 7 January 2013

CHARLIZE THERON HAS A CLOSE AND UGLY SHAVE

HERE IS CHARLIZE LOOKING LIKE AN ANGEL. 
An angel with golden candy floss hair. Why wasn't 
this good enough for you, Charlize? WHY? 
Photo/CreStock
Hello, Charlize Theron. How are you doing? Everything okay? Nothing . . . bothering you? I was just wondering if you realize that you are beautiful and, if so, could you please explain what the hell you’ve done to yourself?

In my opinion, beautiful women who don't appreciate their beauty and don't treat it like the gift it is from a God who obviously loves you more than he loves the rest of us should have their good looks revoked. 
I mean seriously, girlfriend. Your new haircut is one only militant lesbians, prisoners of war and six-year-old boys with head lice should ever be seen wearing. 

I don't care if this new look is easy to care for, I don't care if it's to help you go incognito, I don't care I don't care I don't care. All I know is you get to walk around looking like THIS (photo at left) without even having to try ... and yet you choose to walk around looking like THIS
That hurts me, Charlize. Really, it does.

Editor's note: Don't listen to her. She has hair issues. The rest of us get that Charlize is an actress and has shaved herself down for her role in Mad Max 4.
My note: I heard that. And I still don't care; it's butt ugly.