Saturday, 26 January 2013

DJANGO'S 2 CHAINZ COME UNDONE ON . . . ER, NO, WAIT

2 CHAINZ WITH BROKE GIRLS DIRECTOR MICHAEL PATRICK KING
I was not privy to this conversation but I imagine Michael Patrick is saying, "So why do they call you '2 Chainz?' " and Chainz responds, "Well, the thing is ... I like to wear TWO CHAINS!"

Convicted repeat felon and prodigious potty mouth 2 Chainz, one of the hottest rappers on the planet thanks mostly to those opening credentials I just gave you, is set to make his acting debut on the sit-com Two Broke Girls next month. And I cannot imagine why he chose this particular show on which to pop his man-cherries except that maybe he has some contract that says he will only appear in shows that have part or all of his name in them. Or that require no acting ability whatsoever. 
Chainz is going to play himself in the episode, which I assume means it will be set in a strip club and that the show's name will be changed to Two Broke Big Booty Hoes. And despite my almost palpable derision, I assure you I plan to tune in to this show. Because someone might get shot, yo!

2 Chainz note: Man, the episode airs Feb 11. Make sure y'all b*tches watch dat sh*t, cuz iss gon be *bleeep* *bleeep* *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*